dashb0arcl:

how am I expected to make real life decisions when I still go up the stairs on all fours

snorlaxatives:

if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

the-listening:

i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

warnerarchive:

Buster Keaton

This was tagged as “look at that booty”, so I looked. And so should you.

lameborghini:

this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me

peng-ko:

metallikato:

I need to stop crushing on 

• villains 
• sadists 
• characters with deep, rough voices
• characters destined to die 
• dark brooding characters 
• characters with anger issues
• characters who eat sandwiches while torturing others 

CHARACTERS DESTINED TO DIE

batman-nolanverse:

“I’m whatever Gotham needs me to be.”